The New Year Resolutions

Sadly, this isn't mine either. Happy New Year Nicky!

My Resolutions:

• No New Year Resolutions
• Lose the Guilt
• Do it anyway
• Do it now

 Here's a little joke to start the year off on the right note:

A woman rubbed a lamp and out popped a genie.

“Do I get three wishes?” she asked.

“Nope, I’m a one-wish genie. What will it be?”

“See this map? I want all these countries to stop fighting so we can have world peace.”

“They’ve been at war for hundreds of years. I’m not that good,” he said. “What else?”

“Well, I’d love a good man. One who’s considerate, loves kids, likes to cook and doesn’t watch sports all day.”

“OK,” the genie said with a sigh. “Let me see that map again.”

 
Have a good one!  Hope your Christmas was wonderful too.